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The Crazy Cat Lady: Part One
Evelyn has a lot on her hands. And her new kitten has a big appetite. This is part one of seven of my first serialized horror story.
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Report from the Open Mic
Every month, I haul ass to my favourite open mic.
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The Sacrificial Lamb
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Grasshoppers—Publication Announcement & Story Teaser
My short story Grasshoppers has been published in Dark Horses Magazine. It’s about hunger and hubris and of course, grasshoppers. Enjoy a brief excerpt.
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Horrorstör Review: Some Assembly Required
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